Gmail Launches New Emoticons

Yes, it's true. As our capacity to communicate in English continues to degrade, Google has decided to accommodate our decline with a new line of animated Gmail emoticons. Now, you can send that special someone a cartoon of two blocks snuggling up to one another instead of articulating your feelings or some other dreary nonsense. And who doesn't want to get a turd with animated stink lines radiating from it? Our day isn't complete without one.