Get Your (Not-So) Free Grant Money!

Get Your (Not-So) Free Grant Money!

What's the deal with those stimulus scams that are all over the Internet?

Posted Wednesday, February 25, 2009 - 11:45am

Meet Kevin Hoeffer. Kevin is an altruistic man who just received $12,759.62 from the federal government. He wants all of the readers of his blog—kevin-gets-grants.com—to be able to do the same. So he points the way to a free grant kit (plus $1.99 shipping and handling) to use to apply for a government handout. Once you do that, you'll get your $12,000. It's that simple. He even provides a copy of his official Treasury grant check to prove its legitimacy:

kevin check

Sure, the name on the check is a little fuzzy ... but he was probably just protecting his identity! And how can you distrust a "proud firefighter and family man" and a Texan through and through? The photo makes him look like an all-American boy who met the woman of his dreams and started a family.

kevin family

Kevin is not alone in his fortune. Meet Tom Donahue, a "proud firefighter and family man" born and raised in New York, who is also a grant recipient. Judging by the photo on Tom's site, he's Kevin's estranged twin. We'd run the image, but you can just look above at Kevin's—it appears to be the exact same as Tom's.

But please don't confuse him with Jeff Donahue, who also got a fuzzy grant check. And then there's Joe Hoeffer (Kevin's brother?), a man with the same face and the same blog layout as Kevin, Tom, and Jeff. Mike Russo, too. And Sam Kelley. And Ben Karlson (who, I should note, was found via a randomized text ad on The Big Money's home page).

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Supposed free grant money

These grant sites have been around for many years, but they're now enjoying a resurgence. The political rhetoric in Washington has all but equated the phrase stimulus check with free grant.

My family runs a grant writing consulting business, and we've probably seen at least a slight uptick in random individuals contacting us. But scams related to supposed free money are legion and always have been, even if stimulus-related hype has added a new dimension to them. For example, in a post from last I August I wrote this about Matthew Lesko, otherwise known as the guy in the question-mark suit:

The cliché goes, there is no such thing as a free lunch. In grant writing, many snake-oil salespeople of various stripes want to entice you with promises of vast quantities of free money that turn out to be nothing but a mirage. For example, you may have seen infomercials for Matthew Lesko, the doofus dressed in a question mark-covered suit who touts billions of dollars for the average guy. Think about it logically: were there really this vast flow of money out there, wouldn’t everyone be seeking or taking it?** The story doesn’t pass the credulity test. In January, my father, Isaac, wrote a post about legitimate how nonprofits can expect to apply for stimulus funds in this post, which was an effort to explain how stimulus funding actually works. It seems like a large number of people—including many nonprofit and public agencies—just expect to head to D.C., get their pillowcases filled with cash, and then drive home. This, of course, isn't how it works.

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