The Madoff Dilemma: How Can You Spot A Wall Street Crook?

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The Madoff Dilemma

How Can You Spot A Wall Street Crook?

By Mark Gimein
Posted Friday, December 12, 2008 - 4:57pm

Bernard Madoff, one of Wall Street's best-known brokers and money managers, was arrested on Thursday after allegedly confessing to his sons in a near nervous-breakdown-type meeting that instead of the $17 billion they thought he had in his funds, there was pretty much zip. The whole thing was—as the criminal complaint quotes Madoff himself saying—"basically, a giant Ponzi scheme" in which investors who wanted their money back got paid with earlier investors' money.

There's no shortage of cases in which shady hedge-fund managers have disappeared with hundreds of millions of dollars, but the size of what seems to have happened with Madoff is well beyond anything in Wall Street memory. The amount of money involved—at least $17 billion, and maybe as much as $50 billion (a number that Madoff himself put on the money lost)—is bigger than the losses that took down Bear Stearns, bigger than the $7 billion in hidden losses in Societe Generale's Jerome Kerviel scandal, and these were big banks with thousands of clients. Madoff seems to have had one or two dozen clients, in accounts he closely watched over himself.

The question that everybody with big chunks of money parked with exclusive fund managers on Wall Street will be asking today is whether there are other possible Bernard Madoffs out there: high-profile managers who've been lying about their returns for years. The answer to this is going to be "yes," which leads to the second question of, "Is there any way to spot them?" Or, in other words: Is there a way to know whether a money manager's returns are too good to be true?

It's a question everyone wonders about but that few investors, even the big ones, ask directly, because there seems to be no way to answer it except by looking a fund manager in the eye and hoping you trust him. Ordinary intuition tells us that just by looking at a string of numbers in a fund manager's reports, there's no way to know if those numbers might be made out of whole cloth. But in fact, it turns out that there may be a good way to guess—and it could well have helped the investors who'd given their money to Madoff see what was going on earlier.

The key here is not looking just at how well Madoff seemed to perform. It's how consistently he seemed to be doing it. Stories in both the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal both noted the pattern. According to the stories, he seemed to make a return of 10 percent or 11 percent a year, year in and year out. And it wasn't just an annual return kind of thing. Almost every month, the WSJ story says, Madoff made somewhere between 0 percent and 2 percent. Hardly any losses, no really outsize gains.

Professional investors are taught to value steady returns—it implies that managers aren't taking excessive risks. The latest research on hedge funds, however, reveals that overly smooth returns may not indicate that the risks are small, but that they are hidden.

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When the story moves from the front page... it's too late.

One would think so, yes

"If Madoff had billions of dollars from just a handful of investors, some of them should have had the know-how to spot what was wrong."

According to reports, some of them were "funds of funds". Having that know-how, and exercising it in the process of due diligence, is their only reason for existence. Some of these funds appear to have been wiped out by the Madoff collapse, but I would think the others should expect lawsuits over exactly this (apparent, alleged) lack of due diligence.

Jack Welsh's GE returns?

Are there any doubts that Jack Welsh didn't manipulate GE's returns to "produce" that unbelievable streak of quarterly gains? There were all sorts of suspicions, speculations swirling around the smoothness and rock solid steadiness of his reported gains at GE, regardless of economic conditions. I'll guess he has survived the statutes of limitations on his financial gamesmanship. Let's see these forensic metrics applied to GE under Jack Welsh and see if whether the red flags get raised... or explode out like cannon fire.

Palm Beach Got Run Over by Madoff's Reindeer

PALM BEACH GOT RUN OVER BY MADOFF'S PONZI REINDEER
(Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)
WilliamBanzai7

(chorus)
Palm Beach got run over by Bernie Madoff's Ponzi reindeer
Just two weeks before Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as a Wall Street scamster
But as for we in America, we believe

He'd been chalking up bogus Alpha
So the SEC said he had to go
And as he waltzed out of his lair on Third Avenue
Defiant as he was, he said, "Positive returns, hell no!"

When they woke up yesterday morning
It was clear the Palm Beach clique had been attacked
May as well stick a note to their own foreheads
Saying, "Oh Lord, please give us our money back!!"

(repeat chorus)

Now we're all so proud of our regulators
They've been taking this so well
See them crammed in Madoff's office
Knowing that SEC Chairman Cox will soon be sent to pink slip h-e-l-l

It won't be a Merry Christmas thanks to Madoff
Nor a Happy Hannukah as well
And we just can't help but wonder
Dosn't all of Wall Street have that pungent Ponzi smell?

(repeat chorus)

Now that Madoff's books are on the table
See all the other asset managers dance a jig (Ah!)
And the bogus billion dollar earnings
That not surprisingly had been rigged!

Be forewarned all you rich country club investors
Better watch out for yourselves!
You should not make be dreaming of serial Alpha
With hedge fund goofs who play golf better than yourselves!

(repeat chorus)

Their Unlimited Hell

So all of the businessmen in their unlimited
hell where they buy and they sell and they sell all their
trash to each other but they're sick of it all
and they're bankrupt on selling.

"Bankrupt on Selling" by Modest Mouse

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