Rescue Jim Cramer from his most fearsome enemies!

These days, Jim Cramer is fending off attacks from all comers. It’s time he fought back. TBM presents Jim Cramer’s Crashteroids, an exclusive Flash game in which Cramer tries to survive as his greatest enemies have only one mission: kill Jim Cramer. Avenge Cramer’s disgrace at the hands of Jon Stewart by blasting his smug grin into space dust. Defeat Business Insider’s Henry Blodget, a man who once called Cramer “a chair-throwing, self-aggrandizing clown.” Protect Cramer from Fox Business, a network that sneered, “[T]he last thing you need is Jim Cramer.” Shred Barron’s magazine, a publication that has tried to prove Cramer gives crappy investment advice. And, of course, keep the grizzly hordes of bear-market economists at bay.

It is time Jim Cramer stood up for himself. But he needs your help. Click “Play Game” below to get started, or click here for a full screen version.