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Food Order Wrong? Call the Cops!
I would never risk bringing down the wrath of Jack Shafer by calling something a "trend" without having data to back it up. So I don't know whether more people are calling 911 to complain about their fast-food orders or whether we're just hearing more such reports.
We do know that it has happened several times recently, with at least three such incidents just this year.
Grocers Forced to React to Wal-Mart. Again.
Wal-Mart's (WMT) massive effort to attract wealthier customers is working so far, and it spells potential big trouble for other grocers, according to an examination of the chain's "Project Impact" initiative by Supermarket News.
Putin Bashes Food Prices
You can pretend to take the man out of the party, but you can't pretend to take the party out of the man.
Russians are up in arms over rising food prices. Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is using their ire to make himself appear to be in touch with the masses and to try to forestall any anti-government backlash. He has taken to haranguing executives in public, as if they were to blame for Russia's sick economy.
Burger King Blows Its Marketing Wad
Burger King's (BKC) increasingly obnoxious attempts to lure young dopes to its horrible food may have gone too far this time. Some (likely slightly older) dopes have come up with a print ad shamelessly evoking oral sex to peddle the "BK Super Seven Incher" in Singapore.

I can't help but imagine a fellow in a backward ball cap and cargo shorts, his pockets full of roofies, writing this copy for the oblong sandwich:
You Can't Take the Pizza Out of The Hut
Pizza Hut's recent branding debacle highlights exactly what can go wrong when a company spews too much marketing corporatese. Most humans don't speak that language and are easily confused by it. This time, many of them came away believing that Pizza Hut was changing its name. Apparently, it's not. I think.
Burger King's Freaky Problem
Most people seem to love the weird ad campaigns Burger King (BKC) has been running over the past few years: the creepy "King" mascot, the "subservient chicken," dropping your Facebook friends for free food, Flame body spray.
Raw Cookie Dough: So Tasty, So Dangerous
It's not known for sure yet whether Nestle Toll House cookies are to blame for an outbreak of E. coli that has sickened at least 66 people in 28 states, but it seems likely. "Many" of the afflicted people had eaten raw Toll House cookie dough, according to ABC News.
Graphic Depictions of the Seed Industry
The seed industry's consolidation over the past decade or so has been so monumental and complex that it would be nearly impossible to describe in text. Luckily, Phil Howard, an agriculture professor at Michigan State University, has assembled several graphical representations that give an idea not only of how the biggest companies have been gobbling up smaller ones, but also of how much "cooperation" there is among them.
Let Obama Eat Burgers
Here's the nub of Maureen Dowd's latest column: Because President Obama advocates healthy eating, and because there's an organic garden at the White House, his occasional trips to local burger joints are the height of hypocrisy.
How Menus Manipulate Your Mind
The Baltimore Sun's Liz Kay has a great post on that paper's Consuming Interest blog about how restaurant menus are designed to get diners to spend more money.
For instance, high-margin meals are often listed in the center of the right-hand page because that's where people's eyes generally land first.
KFC's Beef-Flavored Chicken
El Pollo Loco, a (relatively) small chain of chicken joints, never passes on an opportunity to tweak KFC, its much larger rival. The latest was a slow pitch from KFC: it flavors its new grilled—chicken product with beef.
El Pollo Loco, acting on a tip from one of its Twitter followers, has gone crazy in response, with TV commercials and a Web site - BeefyChicken.com - ridiculing KFC for flavoring the marinade of its grilled chicken with "beef powder" and rendered beef fat. Here's one of the TV spots:
Nathan's Dogs' Grand Stand
It would be a real shame if Coney Island were turned, in the words of footnoted.org's Michele Leder, into "a clone of the Mall of America." But could it really hurt the financial position of Nathan's Famous (NATH), the public company that owns the original hot dog stand on the island?
Coke Zeroed Out in Venezuela
The wacky government of Venezuela on Wednesday banned the sale of Coke Zero in that country, citing, as Reuters put it, "unspecified dangers to health."
"The product should be withdrawn from circulation to preserve the health of Venezuelans," the country's health minister, Jesus Mantilla, told Coca-Cola (KO) and the world.
A Double Charge for a Double Espresso
Because of a computer glitch, Starbucks accidentally charged about 1 million customers double for their coffee purchases on May 22 and part of May 23.
This revealed two things: Starbucks needs to maintain its computer systems better, and way too many people are using debit and credit cards to make tiny purchases.
The glitch occurred in the United States and Canada. Starbucks is working to reimburse all overcharged customers.
Sugar Taxed
Raising taxes on cigarettes worked: Fewer kids are smoking because of it. That is among the most powerful arguments being made by proponents of an effort in Congress to impose taxes on sugary drinks to help pay for health care reform while dissuading people from overconsuming sweetened beverages. (Another proposal would raise federal taxes on alcoholic drinks).
Reporters Cluck over Chicken-Raising 'Trend'
Despite Jack Shafer's recent complaints, newspapers continue to report on the "trend" of people raising chickens in their back yards.
The latest: The Dubuque, Iowa, Telegraph-Herald, which has taken it even further than a trend—according to that newspaper (whose article was picked up by the Chicago Tribune), it's a "movement":
Pollan and Foucault: Separated at Birth?
Can you tell Michael Pollan, the country's leading proponent of transforming our food system, apart from Michel Foucault, the leftist French intellectual whose writings were used by countless college students as a faux-political excuse to get out of reading Shakespeare?
Test your skill at this hilarious new blog: Michael Pollan or Michel Foucault?.
Hat tip: Tom Philpott.
Krispy Kreme Freezes Up
It may be National Doughnut Day, but it's unlikely that the people at Krispy Kreme (KKD) are doing much celebrating.
The company that was once able to attract TV news crews simply by opening a new outlet has been in a tailspin for years, and it doesn't seem likely it will right itself any time soon.
Colbert Hammers 'Food Nazi' Schlosser
When I read Eric Schlosser's Fast Food Nation some years ago, I was surprised -- given all the nightmarish imagery the book presented -- at what disturbed me the most. Despite all the horrific tales of animal waste and workers' body parts ending up in the food chain, I was particularly horrified to learn that fast-food hamburgers contained the meat of hundreds, if not thousands, of different cows. It had never occurred to me that this might be the case.
What's an 'Affordable Healthy Diet'?
The question of how to get low-income Americans to eat better usually carries with it at least some unfortunate dogma. If you say that any of the responsibility for healthy eating should fall on the eaters themselves, you're an "elitist." Ask government and industry to do more to make affordable, healthy food more accessible to poor people, and you're a socialist, or whatever.
Who Froze Daniel Craig?
It turns out that Del Monte Foods (DLM) is NOT behind the promotion in the United Kingdom involving frozen smoothies in the shape of a bare-chested Daniel Craig.
Fredericks Dairies—a British company that apparently licenses the Del Monte name for its products—seems to be behind the ice lolly.
America Is Poorer and Fatter
In a stark example of how dietary patterns have changed in recent decades, obesity among Americans has leaped by 1.7 percent over the past year as the recession deepened, according to poll data reported by Newsweek.
If the poll is accurate, it means that compared with a year ago, 5.5 million more people are obese.
Daniel Craig: Smoothie Star
Sorry, America, but you won't have the chance to run your tongues across the icy, bare, chiseled chest of Bond movie star Daniel Craig. A limited-edition, Craig-shaped "ice lolly" (frozen smoothie) is available only in the United Kingdom.
