Deutschland Uber Roswell

Courtesy of The Big Money's fearless leader comes word of what may be the most unnerving Google Earth image yet: a swastika carved into the sands of New Mexico, and just east of Roswell to boot! We've long harbored suspicions that extraterrestrials have a beef with gypsies, slavs, Jews, and Jehovah's Witnesses; now we've got indisputable proof.

And those little green ubermenschen have even begun infiltrating our architecture. Take this Gnews story, which points out that without Google Earth, we never would have noticed that San Diego's Coronado Naval Amphibious Base has a certain, shall we say, Prussian quality. (The editors go so far as to call it the "Secret Swastika" building, but we prefer to call it "Springtime for San Diego.") Gnews has also found the lost continent of Atlantis, an isolated Amazonian tribe, and a mysterious Oregonian crop circle in the shape of the Firefox logo, all via Google Earth. We just know there's more to come. Send us, oh faithful readers, your screenshots of Mother Teresa in a mountain range, Elvis in an estuary, or Jimmy Hoffa in a milk can marked, "definitely does not contain Jimmy Hoffa's remains, so don't bother prying this open." We'll post the evidence and change the world together.