Citi Split

Citi Split


Posted Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 4:37am

Split Citi. That's the radical move being advocated by the company's own executives "under pressure from Washington and Wall Street," reports the Financial Times, the New York Times, and the Wall Street Journal. Citi will "place unwanted assets and businesses worth more than $600bn—a third of its balance sheet—into a 'non-core' unit to isolate them from healthier parts of the company," unnamed sources tell the FT. News of the plan comes on the heels of yesterday's announcement that it will spin off its Smith Barney brokerage into a joint venture with Morgan Stanley. The rush to shed damaged goods comes as Citi is said to be bracing itself for a fourth-quarter operating loss of at least $10 billion. Having already bailed Citi out twice in the last six months, the U.S. government has let the bank know it is keen to avoid doing so a third time.

If Citi does split, it will join a growing list of fractured financial-services companies. Yesterday, Royal Bank of Scotland offloaded its $2.4 billion stake in Bank of China, raising much-needed capital and acknowledging the folly of its previous aggressive international expansion, the FT reports. Another Brit bank, Barclays, has decided to slash 2,000 jobs, while Bank of America has taken another $10 billion in government bailout funds, part of $14.8 billion the Treasury recently invested in 43 regional banks. No wonder Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke came out and said the bailout fund needs to "pour hundreds of billions more into" troubled banks. Even before the reality of Citi hit home yesterday, the "unpleasant message" that America's banks were close to the brink yet again was percolating through Congress and President-elect Barack Obama's financial team.

At least one member of that team has his own financial problems. Timothy F. Geithner, the man tapped to lead the nation out of the recession, was on Capitol Hill yesterday explaining to senators how, in the words of the Washington Post, "he made almost $43,000 worth of mistakes on his own tax returns." While much of the Senate committee that must approve Geithner's nomination as Treasury secretary seems predisposed to the economic whiz kid, the "innocent mistakes" represent a "major embarrassment for the man chosen to head the Treasury Department, which oversees the Internal Revenue Service, especially as Mr. Geithner worked at the Treasury under three presidents," the NYT notes.

Yahoo has appointed veteran technology executive Carol Bartz as its new CEO, CNN Money reports. Yahoo is betting that the former Autodesk chief's "technology experience and blunt style" will revive its fortunes, writes the San Francisco Chronicle, but her appointment raises "questions on Yahoo's strategic direction, specifically whether the struggling Internet company will now sell its search business to Microsoft," notes the WSJ. For her part, Bartz said Yahoo "frankly needs a little management," reports Business Week. At least she'll have a free hand in managing: Yahoo also announced that current President Susan Decker, who also was in the running for CEO, will leave the company.

Finally, the term executive flight is taking on a whole new meaning with the latest news that two more disgraced financiers are on the lam. Yesterday one of Bernie Madoff's  associates, Robert Jaffe, failed to turn up for a scheduled meeting—issued under subpoena—with the Massachusetts Securities Division. Meanwhile, Raoul Weil, a former UBS AG official indicted for conspiring to help wealthy Americans hide assets from the IRS, has been declared a fugitive by a U.S. judge, Bloomberg reports. At least they caught the failed Indiana businessman who flubbed faking his own death in a plane crash.

  • Matthew Yeomans runs Custom Communication

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lyrics

'Pandit'...too funny, but thoughful. Thanks for the lyrics. Wild;)

CitiGroup Bites the Dust

CITIGROUP BITES THE DUST
(Another One Bites the Dust, Queen)
WilliamBanzai7

Reed, Rubin, Pandit, Weil and Prince walk warily down the street,
With their brims pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of their slippery conniving feet,
Fed machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bust up bullets rip
To the sound of the bailout beat
Chorus

Citigroup bites the dust
Citigroup bites the dust
Another universal bank gone, and another one gone
Citigroup bites the dust
Hey, their gonna get you too
Citigroup bites the dust

How do you think we're going to get along,
Without you, when you're gone
You took us for everything that we had,
And kicked Uncle Sam in the financial groin

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the market heat
Out of the doorway the bust up bullets rip
To the sound of the bailout beat
Chorus

Citigroup bites the dust
Citigroup bites the dust
Citigroup bites the dust
Citigroup bites the dust
There are plenty of ways you can screw a man
And bring his net worth to the ground
You can cheat him
You can fleece him
You can feed him toxic garbage and dump him
When its time to mark em down
But we're ready, yes we're ready for you
We're standing on our own two feet
Out of the doorway the bust up bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the bailout beat

williambanzai7

YES WE HAVE BAILOUT BANANAS

(Yes We Have No Bananas)

WilliamBanzai7

 

Sing along link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1Hc80NpL4M&feature=related


There's a financial supermarket on our street
It's called CITI and its run by Pandit the geek.
And he keeps lots of dodgy things for the markets to eat
But you should hear him speak!
''When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death, and as he takes Uncle Sam's bailout dough
He tells you
"Yes, we have lots of bananas
We have lots of bailout bananas for sale today.
We've got Smith Barney string beans, and securitized onions
collateralised cabbages, and private label scallions,
And all sorts of rotten over leveraged fruit and say
We have an old ashioned Solomon to-mah-to
And an off balance sheet po-tah-to
But yes, we have lots of bananas.
We have bailout bananas for sale today."

 

Business got so busy for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Johnny and Chuckie and Sandy and Bobby; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for a "mark down" and then the whole quartet
All answered
"Yes, we have bailout bananas
We have bailout bananas for sale today.
Just try those Primerican coconuts
Those Alt-A walnuts and all sorts of asset backed doughnuts
They ain't got FIG nuts like these over at AIG
We'll sell you all kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
And yes, we have bailout bananas
We have bailout bananas for sale today.

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